This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for useless products. How can I get more info stop all this nonsense? It's pushing me over the edge.
- I just want get a real email for once.
- Maybe someday this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your stupid advertisements for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- This has gone too far.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm fed up with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Go away
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? You better believe it.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
You believe you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Drop Dead With Your Stupid Texts
- I don't care
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.